Geeky science and math t-shirts and hoodies, with enough awesome to fill a 100 beakers. From neuroscience, brains, neurons, and neurotransmitters, to biology, cell membranes, and molecules, to derivatives and log(cabins). Proudly wear on you chest what's in your head.

The Many Moods of a Neuron The social networks of neurons is so complex that one would never hope of penetrating their ranks, let alone understanding their fickle moods...	Many-to-One All the voices in my head fill me with joy. And sometimes the desire to hurt people.	Red Neuron, Blue Neuron... GABA! Why do you have to be such a downer all the time?	I'm hyperpolarized I'm really not myself until I've had my cup of glutamate in the morning.
I wish I was a derivative Or if I was a second derivative, I could explore your concavities.	Sleepy Serotonin My best friend from 2AM to 10AM.	Dopamine is Pleased Even more rewarding than filling your roommate's room with plastic playpen balls.	Excited Epinephrine I keep some in my pocket just in case a saber-toothed tiger appears from out of a dark alley.
Gloomy GABA Although nothing a little EtOH can't solve.	Acetylcholine is Learned And buff.	Caffeine Who said cognitive performance enhancing drugs were a no-no?	Zombies make the best Neuroscientists Seriously. How hard is it to study the brain when it's sticking out of your head?
Zombies Make the Best Biologists C'mon. How hard is it to study biology when you've got a gaping hole in your chest?	Insane in the (cell) Membrane You're telling me you didn't know that insane is a transmembrane protein?	log(cabin) To be more accurate, it's a "Natural Log Cabin". So if you're in the woods without a place to sleep, just remember your calculus integrals.	Your Brain (Anatomy) on Words Have a neuroanatomy test coming up? Need to learn the gyri of the brain? Would any professor seriously ask you to take off your shirt?
Just Use It The brain, a terrible thing to waste.